That's Not Quite How It Works

While setting up the boardgame Life:

Me: Here's the church.

Isaac: Oh, where I can buy a woman!

Gratitude

Jeremiah's parents purchased us a swing set and set it up for us over the weekend. Isaac and Kenley have really enjoyed it and tonight I told Isaac that he should write them a thank you note. He agreed and here's as much of his dictation as I could keep up with.

Dear Nana and Papa,
Thank you for the swing set and you will like me. And if you don't want to like me, that's okay. You could very, very like me if you want to. If you really like me you could write a "you're welcome note" to me.

Thank you for everything and I love you. And if you love me you should write me a "you're welcome note." And if you don't want to then I'll be sad. So you should do it.

And I love you very much. And if you don't want to that's okay. You can be anything. You could even wear a costume.

If you want to be rude to me then punch me. But that would be rude, so don't punch me. (Note from scribe: I have no idea where that came from.)

You're a good grandpa and grandma to me.

Isaac

If you want to be nice to me then that's okay.








What a silly kid!

So Really, I'm Mature For My Age

My mom sent me this link to find out my "real age." My results were surprising. Turns out I'm 12 years old - almost. Go answer the questions and let me know how old (or young) you really are.

Here were my results:
Biological Age 26
Real Age 11.9
Average Life Expectancy 74
My Life Expectancy 88.1