The Bad News: I've been missing my keys since Friday.
The Good News: I found them this morning in my jacket.
The Bad News: When I got out to my mailbox, my federally assigned mailbox key was missing from the ring.
The Good News: I found the key in my jacket pocket on a loose ring.
The Bad News: I went out to the mailbox and found my slot empty...since today is Columbus day and all.
The Good News: I had a good laugh at myself. I hope you're laughing too.